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February 6th, 2014

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Thursday, February 6th, 2014 11:13 pm
From a friend of mine, courtesy of "Riding With Empathy" FB page:

Horse sayings you can only say in a horse barn:
* You look good on him!

* I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head.

* I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.

* He's too much for her. Maybe you should get on.

* He won't come into my hands!

* I didn't recognize you in clothes!

* As he comes up, lean forward and run your hands up the crest of his neck.

* There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.

* I'm gonna get off now.

* She's such a good girl, the instant she sees me walk out of the house, she pees!

* He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with your thighs too much.

* He needs a good 20 minutes to warm up.

* Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...

* Don't pump too much.