I can haz patent?

It looks like one of my former employers finally got around to processing the paperwork on a patent application for a process I created for them. They own the patent, but I am listed as the inventor.

My students are amazing

I know every instructor thinks they have great students. Indeed, I have seen several of my fellow instructors comment that they have the best students in the world.

I mean them no disrespect, but I must inform them that they are wrong.

( *I* have the best. )