Top Trivia Tips meme

[draconis]

Gakked from shrewreader:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about JCBDragon!

1. JCBDragon is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
2. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their JCBDragon!
3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and JCBDragon!
4. Banging your head against JCBDragon uses 150 calories an hour!
5. It's bad luck to whistle near JCBDragon.
6. Reindeer like to eat JCBDragon.
7. Without JCBDragon, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is JCBDragon!
9. Tradition allows women to propose to JCBDragon only during leap years!
10. JCBDragonocracy is government by JCBDragon.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Apparently, I have some very interesting habits/attributes! LOL

Comments

[laure-nar.livejournal.com]

rotfl. I think #3 is Rhi's job. and as for #6, me thinks that's backwards! grin

[jcbdragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah... apparently I'm a very old (1500 years older than the pyramids) vicious (number one cause of blindness -- I've been gouging people's eyes out? Presumably because I don't like their whistling?), cross-species slut (10% of men grind on me in their sleep -- excuse me, I am NOT into necrophilia! -- brides should wear me, I take care of pollinating the apple trees, and reindeer like to "eat" me?) but women can only propose to me during leap years... did they maybe mean "proposition" me? lol

But I'm all in favor of Dragonocracy! LOL