From a friend of mine, courtesy of "Riding With Empathy" FB page:
Horse sayings you can only say in a horse barn:
* You look good on him!
* I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head.
* I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
* He's too much for her. Maybe you should get on.
* He won't come into my hands!
* I didn't recognize you in clothes!
* As he comes up, lean forward and run your hands up the crest of his neck.
* There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
* I'm gonna get off now.
* She's such a good girl, the instant she sees me walk out of the house, she pees!
* He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with your thighs too much.
* He needs a good 20 minutes to warm up.
* Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
* Don't pump too much.
Horse sayings you can only say in a horse barn:
* You look good on him!
* I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head.
* I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
* He's too much for her. Maybe you should get on.
* He won't come into my hands!
* I didn't recognize you in clothes!
* As he comes up, lean forward and run your hands up the crest of his neck.
* There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
* I'm gonna get off now.
* She's such a good girl, the instant she sees me walk out of the house, she pees!
* He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with your thighs too much.
* He needs a good 20 minutes to warm up.
* Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
* Don't pump too much.