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Q: Why do you have a Christmas tree up so early?
Please choose from the following options:
A. I come from an ancient family of lumberjacks who display the decorated corpses of our trade once a year. I am a terrible lumberjack, so my tree is fake.
B. We are currently experiencing the seasonal migration of the North American Christmas Tree. Identified by its diminutive stature and colorful plumage, this dwarf variety has arrived early to nest here, and can be expected to continue its journey in January.
C. Time Lords. It’s really rather complicated, but it was necessary to safe Christmas from the Daleks. Also, don’t blink.
D. It's pretty and I like it.
Please choose from the following options:
A. I come from an ancient family of lumberjacks who display the decorated corpses of our trade once a year. I am a terrible lumberjack, so my tree is fake.
B. We are currently experiencing the seasonal migration of the North American Christmas Tree. Identified by its diminutive stature and colorful plumage, this dwarf variety has arrived early to nest here, and can be expected to continue its journey in January.
C. Time Lords. It’s really rather complicated, but it was necessary to safe Christmas from the Daleks. Also, don’t blink.
D. It's pretty and I like it.
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There were some houses round here that were decorated in *November!*
I consider anything past the 1st December to be fair game (although Steve says that next year please can we have the decorations up about a week later.)
What is considered 'not early' round your way, then?