Saw this and had to share

[draconis]

Rape is "God's will" but homosexuality is a "choice." Talk about making stuff up as you go along!

GOP Translator:
"Family" -- The war on gays
"Pro-life" -- Pro-war, pro-death penalty, and pro-we choose for you
"Religious freedom" -- Freedom to spread Christianity
"War on religion" -- It's unacceptable that our laws and culture aren't based solely on my interpretation of the bible
"Capitalism" -- a market economy that's rigged towards the "job creators"
"Job creators" -- The source of lobbying funds that keep the system rigged
"Class warfare" -- Stop pointing out that the system is rigged!
"Elitist" -- Educated
"Liberal bias" -- The facts don't fit our narrative


ETA: These are not mine, this is re-posting of things found elsewhere -- mostly Facebook