Rape is "God's will" but homosexuality is a "choice." Talk about making stuff up as you go along!
GOP Translator:
"Family" -- The war on gays
"Pro-life" -- Pro-war, pro-death penalty, and pro-we choose for you
"Religious freedom" -- Freedom to spread Christianity
"War on religion" -- It's unacceptable that our laws and culture aren't based solely on my interpretation of the bible
"Capitalism" -- a market economy that's rigged towards the "job creators"
"Job creators" -- The source of lobbying funds that keep the system rigged
"Class warfare" -- Stop pointing out that the system is rigged!
"Elitist" -- Educated
"Liberal bias" -- The facts don't fit our narrative
ETA: These are not mine, this is re-posting of things found elsewhere -- mostly Facebook
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But yeah, it's FAR too accurate!
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"Personal responsibility" = You chose to be poor/elderly/disabled. Don't ask for help from us. We're "Good Christians" after all.
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You are wonderful.
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thank you... but as I said, I can't claim them as my own.
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