Tired of people asking why your tree is up early?

Q: Why do you have a Christmas tree up so early?

Please choose from the following options:

A. I come from an ancient family of lumberjacks who display the decorated corpses of our trade once a year. I am a terrible lumberjack, so my tree is fake.

B. We are currently experiencing the seasonal migration of the North American Christmas Tree. Identified by its diminutive stature and colorful plumage, this dwarf variety has arrived early to nest here, and can be expected to continue its journey in January.

C. Time Lords. It’s really rather complicated, but it was necessary to safe Christmas from the Daleks. Also, don’t blink.

D. It's pretty and I like it.