Yeah, but for the old school method, I'd have to show the map to the tattoo artist, and then I'd have to kill him.
And the new school method is just too much work, and would get the Religious Right up in arms for my obvious support of "The DaVinci Code," after which they would go through all of my clues and explain why they didn't really work. ::G::
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Old school: Tattoo a map to the location on your scalp.
New school: Leave a series of incredibly convoluted and cryptic clues.
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And the new school method is just too much work, and would get the Religious Right up in arms for my obvious support of "The DaVinci Code," after which they would go through all of my clues and explain why they didn't really work. ::G::
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And this is a problem why, exactly? ::sigh:: Okay, fine -- do it yourself. Use a mirror.
".....just too much work.....Religious Right up in arms.....go through all of my clues and explain why they didn't really work."
Good points all. Tattooing it is!
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