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The Clockwork Alarm (3058 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Old Kingdom - Garth Nix Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lirael (Old Kingdom), Imshi (Old Kingdom), The Disreputable Dog | Kibeth Additional Tags: Yuletide 2025, The Great Library of the Clayr, and its many fun and exiting rooms Summary:
An alarm sounds in the library while most of the staff have been called to the Watch. Typically a Third Assistant Librarian wouldn't be brought along to respond to an alarm, but when only Lirael and Imshi are left in the Reading Room....
Goalposts (7607 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Scholomance - Naomi Novik Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Galadriel "El" Higgins/Orion Lake, Orion Lake & Guo Yi Liu Characters: Orion Lake, Scholomance (Scholomance - Novik), Guo Yi Liu Additional Tags: POV Orion Lake, Post-The Golden Enclaves: Lesson Three of The Scholomance, The Golden Enclaves: Lesson Three of The Scholomance Spoilers, Orion gets a hobby, Back-To-School Night at the Scholomance, Poetry, (sort of), creative writing, Post-Canon, El is mentioned a whole lot but not actually present, Angst, the mortifying ordeal of becoming your own person Summary:
At first Orion started with love poems.
whatever souls are made of (15800 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Brad Boimler/Beckett Mariner Characters: Beckett Mariner, Brad Boimler, Crew of the Starship Cerritos (Star Trek) Additional Tags: Episode: s05e01 Dos Cerritos (Star Trek: Lower Decks), Alternate Season/Series 05, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine References, Post-Dominion War (Star Trek), Friendship/Love, Identity Issues, discussion of the mirror universe, Angst, Pining, Comedy, Romance, Parallel Universes Summary:
After the alternate-universe Becky Freeman tries to swap lives with Mariner in 5x01 "Dos Cerritos," Rutherford and T'Lyn decide to work out how to detect any further potential impostors from alternate universes.
This ends up being a not so great idea that stresses everybody out.
The U.S. military said Wednesday it struck five alleged drug-smuggling boats over two days, killing a total of eight people while others jumped overboard and may have survived.
End of Year Meeting By Dialecticdreamer/Sarah Williams Part 1 of 2, complete
:: Genna schedules an unusually long meeting with Hatter, and it causes a bit of a stir among his staff. Part of the Strange Family series in the Polychrome Heroics universe. Thank you to my readers. You created, collectively and individually, some of the brightest moments of the year for me. ::
On to part two
[Early September of 2016]
“Sir?” the petite, black-haired Yeoman began, pressing her lips together nervously, “Mrs. Saint Croix has requested a meeting with you that blocks out two hours of your time, and she has asked for it to be on thirty December. It’s got nothing to do with student assessments, but that’s all she would say.” She fiddled with the strap on her wrist, attached to the tablet balanced on her fingertips. “It’s an… unusual request, Sir.”
Hatter nodded. “Give it to her. Send a memo to the cooks to make sure to have that lemon-chamomile tea blend that she likes, and warn the security team that she’ll probably be bringing food. Other than that, I don’t see a problem.” ( Read more... )
1. DEAR ABBY: My son has completely given up on dating. Whether it's blind dates, casual meetings with members from our church or dating events I pay for and make him go to, he still hasn't found a wife. At 36, he should already have children and a partner, but despite the best efforts of my wife and me, he remains unmarried.
Our son is 6 feet tall, athletic and godly, and he has his own apartment and clears $100k a year. Despite all this, he still doesn't have a wife. It's even reached the point that he gets angry at my wife and me for pressuring him. During a few of the blind dates we set up for him, I watched from afar, and each time he was stood up! How can I ensure my son gets a wife before I grow too old? -- DAD LOSING HOPE IN NEW YORK
I have a wonderful son in his early 20s. He is intelligent, articulate, has a great sense of humor and taste in music, is very responsible (he’s even managed to save a sizable chunk of cash at a young age), and is very handsome. I realize I have a biased view here, but I get comments all the time about what a wonderful young man he is. In school and employment, his teachers, co-workers, and supervisors have always raved about him. I couldn’t possibly be prouder. There’s just one problem…
He is struggling socially, and more specifically on the romantic front. He’s not a drinker or partier, so he doesn’t engage in a lot of the typical activities that others in his age group do, and that leaves him going to work, then coming home. He’s lonely, unhappy, and has no confidence in himself. The one time he attempted to date in high school, he was met with some rejection, and he just hasn’t put himself out there again. I see how much it’s hurting him to see others his age dating, getting engaged, and even married, and I’ve heard him make comments about how he’d like those things for himself as well. I know that there would be lots of women who would love to date a young man like my son. I encouraged him to set up a profile on a dating site, and he did, but nothing has come of that either. I don’t want to meddle or interfere, but I hate to see how hurt he is.
We have talked over and over about how he will need to push outside of his comfort zone (our house) if he wants to meet someone. He has had professional counseling for social anxiety, which I’ve encouraged and helped facilitate. He’s so miserable being alone, and I want so badly to help him, that I’ve considered trying to set up a date for him myself, but I don’t want to be THAT mom. I love my son, and I want to help him find his happiness. What should I do here? How can I help him? I can’t help thinking that getting him out on one date to break the ice would maybe be just what he needs. Or maybe this is all none of my business? It’s hard to ignore when he lives in my home and shares with me how much this is hurting him. Any advice is greatly appreciated!
1. DEAR ABBY: My 13-year-old son was getting off the school bus. His friend was in front of him. My son thought it would be funny to take his friend's water bottle out of his backpack and drop it on the pavement. A few days later, my son got sent to the principal's office, not because he was in trouble but because the parents had called the school to complain about their son's scuffed water bottle and wanted it replaced. They asked for $23.
I wrote a check and was tempted to add a snarky comment, but I didn't. Yes, my son should keep his hands to himself, but the water bottle is still functional. My son apologized. Am I living my life wrong, or is it OK that they just invoiced me like that? -- UNSURE IN ILLINOIS
2. We own a cabin across the street from our rural home. We rent it out occasionally. Our latest renter was the son of a neighbor who was in town for the holidays. We welcomed him and gave him our “friends and family” discount. On his first day there, we noticed that he had plugged his car into the charging station in the cabin’s garage. I understand his need to charge his car — but not at someone else’s expense. His behavior struck me as rude and presumptuous. Your thoughts?
3. My husband’s relatives are visiting from another country over Christmas. The two adults speak English fluently, but they haven’t taught their children — ages 3 and 5 — a word of it. This means that I will not be able to communicate with the children at all and they will be frightened by everyone they meet at holiday events since they won’t understand anything. The parents claim they haven’t taught their children English because they will learn it in school. But they planned this visit a year ago! So, because of their laziness, I will be excluded from many conversations in my own home. I see no point in learning their language since there is no language barrier among the adults. This is not the children’s fault, but their parents’ behavior is annoying and deliberate. How should I handle it?
4. A friend invited me to her New Year’s Eve party again this year, and again, she asked me to bring a dish to serve. A potluck! The food she offers herself is undistinguished. Granted, being a hostess is demanding, but my feeling is that if you can’t manage to feed your guests, you shouldn’t invite them. I would never ask mine to supply the repast. I am offended at the thought of buying and cooking food for her party. How can I decline her request to bring food but nevertheless attend the party?
5. Dear Eric: I own a few cars that I park on the street in front of my house. Some new toddlers and preschool kids are learning how to ride a bike. They circle constantly in front of my house instead of the house they rent next door to my house.
The neighbors park all over the street, and do not use the driveway. They have several cars and live in a cul-de-sac. They are not watching or teaching the kids how to ride or even stay out of the road as cars come through. But that's another issue. My question is, do I have any rights as a homeowner and county resident to ask the renters to stay away from the area in front of my house and the cars parked in front? My concern being the kids might hit my cars, and it's actually annoying to see them in front of my house for hours. People think these are my kids and think I'm not watching them.
2025 has been a rough year, and also a very good year. I have a job that I not only truly enjoy, but it enjoys me, unlike Nintendo. It's not easy work, but it is enjoyable work, and it's also hard work.
Most of the year was dominated with a election run, and rebuilding my finances, two things which do not be compatible. I lost the election, and I learned a lot from the experience (good and bad), but thats behind me now.
But there is something else that has completely domiated the year. And maybe, one day, I'll talk about it. Just to clarify, the year in the quote? 2024.
"She's that little souvenir of a terrible year, which makes me smile inside." --The Sundays, "Here's Where the Story Ends." (a little edited)
2024: We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. 2023: All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle. 2022: Unexpected kindness is the most powerful, least costly and most underrated agent of human change. 2021: The Universe has decided otherwise. 2020: I AM looking on the bright side, and it's dark...very dark. 2019: Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care. 2018: What's left for a warrior to do after he's lost the big one, but win some of the little ones? 2017: He's very brave and very silly and I think, for a time he's going to be very sad, but I promise, in the end, he'll be alright. 2016: Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams...and against this peril we can never surrender. 2015: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2014: Sometimes, by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war. 2013: All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. 2012: Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our Fellowship. 2011: Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer; the secret of redemption lies in remembrance. 2010: Sometimes life has a way of moving you past wants and hopes. 2009: FINEST K.O....YOU LOSE. 2008: Jump...Jump now! 2007: Darkness was upon the face of the deep, and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 2006: The show must go on. 2005: What to have, what to hold: A poor man's roses, or a rich man's gold. 2004: You like me! You really like me! 2003: Once more...with feeling! 2002: Wow...that could have gone better. 2001: I hope you die and get ate by worms, Milkman Dan.
Martin had alerted me to a tree on the road going up to Hunter's Camp. I saw it for myself a couple of days ago, and it was very much in the way on yesterday's ride. ( Read more... )
When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away -- even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaningless of modern life still have to drink water from time to time.
Excellent advice. It gets the story moving and helps readers relate to the main character.
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in his New Year address to the nation, said late Wednesday that Kyiv wanted the war to end, but not at any cost, adding he would not sign a "weak" peace agreement that would only prolong the war.
If you want to promote your fandom or the relationships you want to request/create for, this post is for you!
How you write your your recommendations, enthusiastic squeeing, or manifestos is up to you, but please put the name of your canon in the subject line of your comment. Here--with liberal borrowing from Yuletide's promo setup--are some other things you may want to include:
Title
Medium (e.g., Book Series, Podcast, TV Show, etc.)
Approximate Length (e.g., page count, runtime, etc. This is also a good place to mention if only a specific installment of the canon is relevant to the relationship(s) you're requesting.)
Where to (Legally) Find It
Brief Description
What You Love About the Canon
What You Love About Your Ship(s)
Kinds of Things You're Planning to Ask For
Content Notes (e.g., incest, period-typical attitudes, noncon, torture, etc. These notes are optional and may not cover everything even if they're included.)
Please post a separate comment for each promo you do, so the canon title can always be highlighted in the subject line.
Signups will open at 12:01 AM EST on January 1! I'll put up a Fandom/Relationship Promo Post in a few minutes, and the letters post will go up soon after signups open.
I haven't read much of anything from yuletide, but the two I did rec I will update with author names tomorrow.
I didn't do much fannishly this year - the recs continue, and I still reblog a metric fuckton of stuff on tumblr, but my brain hasn't sparked to write again, though I think it might be inching closer, thanks to, of all things, Dungeon Crawler Carl. I also loved loved loved The Pitt and am so excited season 2 is coming so soon!
Now, I've got a new episode of Percy Jackson and the series finale of Stranger Things to watch, and then I have to wash my hair.
I hope everyone is celebrating New Year's Eve in their chosen fashion. <333
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I posted a set of vid recs to my DW: recs for the Avatar shows, Stranger Things, 80s slasher movies, X-Men movies, Torchwood, Babylon 5, Star Wars OT, and Schitt's Creek.
[I think this is the same situation as in conuly's last post but with more details]
Dear Eric: My husband and I have been together for 11 years. He has one daughter, 43, with two young children I adore and have been close to until last summer when the volcano erupted.
Since the beginning of our relationship, I have made every effort to be loving and generous to his daughter. She acts entitled and ungrateful to me.
It’s my fault for not standing up for myself early in my joining the family. For example, I wish to be thanked for gifts, babysitting, making holidays happen, having them over for dinner and so on.
She doesn’t seem to care about me at all. Her father will not stand up to her and seems scared of her.
Last summer I blew up at her in a text and let her know how I feel about her behavior.
I called her a manipulative user and let her know my truth which is certainly not her truth. I apologized twice in two letters for being so harsh, but she will not forgive me, allow a repair or let me see the grandkids. Her father will not help. This is hurting our marriage.
I miss the little ones terribly and cried for months about this. Yes, I am in therapy and hoping my husband will go to couples counseling together. Funny, he is a psychotherapist. I would be most appreciative if you can offer us your help.
— Missing Family
Family: Ask yourself what you have the power to change and what you need to accept, even if you don’t like it.
For instance, you probably should accept that the relationship with your husband’s daughter is not serving either one of you right now. And it’s probably because her relationship with your husband is not healthy. It’s likely that some of the frustration you’re feeling stems from a desire to change something that’s outside of your control.
You write that your husband won’t help you. If you want him to compel his daughter to accept your apology, that might not actually be useful. Unfortunately, even though your relationship with the grandkids was, perhaps, healthy, the other relationships supporting it are less so.
So, what can you change? Well, you’re doing the most important first step by working on yourself in therapy. If your husband won’t go to couples counseling (which he should), ask him why and ask him how he proposes to help you both communicate better.
Fandom: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Pairings/Characters: Gen; background F/M (Joe Sullivan/Polly Perkins; past (one-sided?) Female OC/Joe Sullivan), OCs Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Length: 12,448; 19 chapters Content Notes: aftermath of torture, combat injury, period-typical ethnic stereotypes (Asiatic bad guys), genocidal scheming, gory battle trophies, gruesome Mad Science Creator Links:thebookishcat
Theme: Amnesty, Action/Adventure, Old Fandoms, Pre-AO3 Works, Research, Small Fandoms, Underloved Works, Worldbuilding
Summary: The authors(1) didn’t really provide one, so here’s mine: Joe’s old buddy, fighter pilot Captain Rock Masterson, is taken prisoner by air pirates—and darned if Rock isn’t Polly Perkins’ cousin, giving her sound reason to gatecrash the adventure! But little does Pirate King Dantes Blackbeard the Third suspect that his scheme for world conquest is being puppeteered by something even more horrific…
Reccer's Notes: (In which Full Metal Ox betrays an affection for dated media.)( Continue. )
Is it Great Literature? Or even necessarily Good Writing? No—but the authors know exactly where in Storyland they’re supposed to be, and I’m the niche audience it’s for; they’ve fried up a tasty sack of potato chips.
U.S. President Donald Trump said he's dropping — for now — his push to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland, Ore., a move that comes after legal roadblocks hung up the effort.
Happy end-of-2025! Here's to a better 2026 in whichever ways make the most difference to you. (I'm hoping that personal and spousal health challenges abate, and that democracy makes a comeback across the world and in my country.)
I haven't written about media since the beginning of the month because OMG Yuletide! (Let me be clear: it's great fun and enormously satisfying on a personal level to be part of the team that corrals all of the moving parts, but it is also a great deal of work. Also, I had a pinch hit to write, and a treat I really wanted to get in as well.) But now it's all over save the author reveals (for real this time, oog). And I did read and watch and play some things this month!
What I've recently finished reading:
The Daughters' War by Christopher Buehlman, the prequel (written later) to The Blacktongue Thief I didn't love this as much as I did the first, largely because while Galva is a great character, her voice is simply not as engaging as Kinch's voice. She's younger and more earnest here, and it is interesting to see her being shaped by war into the character she is in the other book. But it is war, here, and war is hell, and this war is particularly hellish; not just the conflict between human (kynd) and goblin, but the conflict between Galva and her asshole brother the incompetent general. There is canonical f/f. There is a lot of backstory that illuminates aspect of the first book. I liked it, but I'm looking forward to the actual sequel to The Blacktongue Thief.
An Age of Winters by Gemma Liviero, which I think B got as part of Kindle Unlimited. Historical crime fiction set in 17th C Germany, where mysterious child deaths are attributed to witchcraft, and the clergyman investigates. The narrator (for the most part; there are sections told by a castle functionary) is the clergyman's housekeeper, Katarin Jaspers, and while her narration is engaging, it's also very coyly used to hide the fact that she is an unreliable narrator both because she only knows what she herself can see or deduce, and also because things are left out that she does know, which feels a bit gimmicky. The pacing is terrible and the reveals come all at once in a rush of exposition. However, the story is interesting and the writing is quite atmospheric (and claustrophobic, oof, so glad I don't live in a theocracy), so I read it all but felt let down by the way the ending was presented.
What I'm reading now:
On thistle_chaser's rec, Adrian Tchaikovsky's The Tiger and the Wolf. He is certainly a prolific author with a very wide genre range: this is a fantasy primitive-culture world (it appears to be Bronze Age) where tribes not only identify with a guiding animal spirit, but tribal members can Step (i.e., shapeshift) into the form of that animal at will. The story feels a bit like some African-inspired YA I've read, as the primary protagonist is a 14-year-old girl of the Wolf - whose mother was of the Tiger, and who therefore does not fit in with her clan and her culture.
I don't love it as much as Thistle did, but also Thistle DNF'ed the second book, so it's possible I will simply like the whole series!
(Also, I've been reading Yuletide stories, of course...)
What we recently finished watching:
S4 of The Witcher, which has absolutely terrible ratings on IMDB but I thought was fine, if (as usual) I was more interested in some threads and less in others. I wonder whether the terrible ratings come from the recasting of Liam Hemsworth as Geralt (I thought he was fine), the very non-game-like casting of Laurence Fishburne as Regis (it took me a while, but ultimately I thought he was magnificent), Ciri/Mistle (this is book canon! and nodded to in the game!), or just Jaskier's hair looking, astonishingly, even uglier than it did in the first three seasons. Possibly it was the interweaving of three (or four, depending on how you look at it) very separate storylines that made it feel like either nothing or everything was happening.
(Though I will admit the WTF musical episode was legit terrible, and its 3.7/10 rating seems high to me.)
Death by Lightning, the Netflix miniseries about James Garfield, who was nominated as a reluctant compromise candidate by the Republican party in 1880, won the presidency partly due to the corrupt New York state political machine, whose do-nothing alcoholic layabout Chester Arthur was chosen vice presidential candidate, then promptly went about attempting to reform the spoils system and give black men representation and listen to the people and be generally a upright person and good leader, and was assassinated for his trouble. Some of the dialogue seemed a bit odd to my ear (did 19th century politicians really say "fuck" that much?!?!) and the character of Charles Guiteau was very cringe (props to Matthew Macfadyen I guess!).
But I did enjoy it a lot! And looking at the existing photographs of the principals I'm very impressed with the casting and makeup and such. Mostly I now want to read a really good biography of Garfield, and also of Arthur, who sobered up, cast off his corrupt cronies, and implemented the reforms Garfield had outlined.
What I'm watching now:
Just started The Empress, which is so far reminding me of The Leopard in that it's a foreign-language film about royalty in love juxtaposed against war and revolution, and also, the costumes are fabulous.
What I have played some of but not finished:
Spider-Man Remastered - I got past the Shocker main quest, finally, but - I decided I just don't like this game. It's too much, too many things, Peter is kind of a smart-ass, I'm not a superhero-media fan, and so on.
Death Stranding - this was free on Epic, and had really great reviews, but the whole premise kind of creeped me out. It's not a horror game, but I dislike the horror elements. I also found the story not interesting enough, at least at the start (admittedly I didn't play all that far in), and the looooooong cinematics sort of boring.
Gris - this is actually a cool atmospheric puzzle-platformer! But I suck at platformers and got stuck (a ways in, admittedly). I might give it another try, but it doesn't scratch the itch of "adventure game with a story" for me.
Horizon Forbidden West (replay) - It was kind of fun to replay the beginning, but now really I am just preferring looking over B's shoulder every so often. I remember the fun bits but ugh the hard bits.
What I'm playing now:
I'm maybe 4 hours into Ghost of Tsushima, which B played last year and really enjoyed. I'm liking it so far. I got to pet a fox! (And then real-me leaned forward and petted my real cat Cricket, who has resumed her habit of sitting between my keyboard and monitors. In fact, she's there right now!)
Retired Tennessee teacher Glenda Akin has lived and worked through a whole lot of history. And now she’s made history herself as the Guinness-certified longest serving teacher at the same school .
TikTok is inundated with tips on New Year’s traditions that aim to help people have a prosperous 2026, whether in love, luck, life or all of the above. Many of these longtime rituals, like eating grapes under a table or tossing lentils, have been given new life on social media.
buy back the secrets by sundiscus 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy. Wonderful! <333
Jason and the Three Terrors by Cdelphiki One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2 am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.
What the fuck.
The last thing he wanted was to see Bruce. But with three brats relying on him and no Talia, there weren't many options for sanctuary. He just didn't expect the kids to grow on him so much in two short weeks. EPIC (326K words) AU where Talia sends Jason away from the League with Damian, Athanasia, and Mara, and their many adventures on the way home to Gotham. Engrossing read, highly recommended.
Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by thatcuriouscat Timmy Drake's parents go missing. He's the only one who notices. This is a long, entertaining, engrossing story about how Tim joins the Batfamily early. Oh, Tim. Highly recommended. <333
Resurgam by Nokomis Bored during her pregnancy leave from being Spoiler, Steph decides to follow Robin and ends up in a cemetery. Only, something follows her home. <333
I Should Have Let Him In by Puns4Funs Bea's POV leading up to and during the confrontation on Odette's show. Fascinating look at what Bea might have been thinking.
2:00 AM by orphan_account "I don't understand why you're letting that asshole crash at your place," Santos says, flopping back on the couch in the break room. "Seriously, Mel. There's a reason his wife kicked him out." I enjoyed this.
This poem came out of the March 4, 2025 Poetry Fishbowl. It was inspired by prompts from mama_kestrel and rix_scaedu. It also fills the "Old Forrest" square in my 3-1-25 card for the Tolkien Bingo Fest. This poem has been sponsored by a pool with fuzzyred. It belongs to the series One God's Story of Mid-Life Crisis.
It’s strange, and possibly borderline offensive, to suggest that an at-the-time two-time Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe-winning actor had not arrived before appearing in The Shawshank Redemption. But guess what, this is precisely what I am going to do, right now. The Shawshank Redemption did a number of things: Gave Stephen King arguably his best movie adaptation. Moved Frank Darabont from a middlin’ genre screenwriter to the Hollywood A-list. Grabbed seven Oscar nominations, including Best Picture. Became the top-rated movie of all time on IMDb. This movie did all of these things. But what it truly did, was give the world its current understanding of the phenomenon that is Morgan Freeman. Freeman came into The Shawshank Redemption appreciated, admired, awarded and accomplished. He came out of Shawshank an icon.
It’s the narration, of course. The scaffolding of the entire movie, which Freeman offers in his rich, unhurried voice, offering context and commentary low and slow. Freeman isn’t just saying the words, he’s braising them, making them tender and toothsome but with just enough wry bite to keep the audience coming back. The words Freeman is saying come from Stephen King’s novella, filtered through Darabont’s screenplay. But make no mistake. The moment he starts speaking, they are his. It’s not an exaggeration to say that more than anything else, it’s Morgan Freeman, and his voice, that have made this movie the classic it is today. Take it away, it’s just another prison drama.
Maybe that’s too dismissive. Even without the narration, it would be a very handsome, very accomplished prison drama, and one that in many ways is clearly a labor of love for Frank Darabont. Darabont spent some of the money he got for his first feature film screenplay (A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors) to secure an option on “Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption” from its author Stephen King. He reportedly spent $5,000 on the option; King reportedly never cashed the check. Darabont wrote a script and took a meeting at Castle Rock Productions, home of another fellow who liked Stephen King, Rob Reiner. Reiner loved the script and wanted to direct it, offering Darabont a fair amount of money to let him do so. Darabont took less money for the opportunity to direct it himself.
I think this is was a good choice on Darabont’s part. The version of Shawshank that Reiner would have made would, I think, have been good — we have both Stand By Me and Misery to stand testament to that. That said, there’s a lightness to Rob Reiner’s work (yes, even when Annie Wilkes is taking a sledgehammer to Paul Sheldon’s ankles, we’re talking an overall gestalt), in the way he frames and lights and shoots his scenes, and in how he directs his actors. Reiner’s Shawshank would have looked and played very differently, even with the same script in hand.
Darabont doesn’t do “light” — not just in this film but in any of them. He tried to do light in The Majestic and while I like that film quite a lot, actually, boy, was he not the right director for that. Darabont is dark — well, “dark” makes it sound like he’s goth or something, which he’s not. Let’s say “somber.” He’s somber, and his frame is considered, and he doesn’t do a closeup when he’s got a perfectly good medium shot to go to. Shit, even his close-ups aren’t that close up.
I suppose a word that matches well with Shawshank’s pace and bearing is “stately.” Nothing fast, everything considered, all of it moving along in its own time. Which makes sense. Everyone in this movie is doing time. Twenty years, forty years, life. They don’t have to be in a rush for anything. So they’re not, and neither is this film.
(There are fight scenes, and they are violent, and things move fast there. Again, big picture, folks.)
Darabont’s sensibilities as a director are precisely right for the story he wants to tell here, one where we need to feel the whole wide expanse of the time these men have at their disposal, and how time itself disposes of them. One of the most celebrated parts of the film is an interlude where an older convict, one who has spent nearly all his life in the prison, is paroled and loosed upon the world — or more accurately the world is loosed upon him. “The world got itself in a big damn hurry,” he writes his friends, but Darabont doesn’t make the interlude hurry at all. He follows it, stately, to its inevitable conclusion.
There is a larger story here. It’s told mostly by Ellis “Red” Redding (Freeman) in narration, centering on his friend Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins), who is serving two life sentences for the murder of his estranged wife and her lover. Andy doesn’t fit into prison, and not just because he was a banker in his previous life. There’s something else going on with him that makes him an odd fish. Nevertheless over time Red and his friends warm to Andy, and Andy returns the favor as the skills from his past life start to come in handy for a warden (Bob Gunton) who has big plans, not all of them on the up-and-up.
Andy is a lifer and his life is no cakewalk in prison, but he holds out hope, which is something Red doesn’t approve of. Hope of what? Hope for what? It’s never specified, and then one day an important piece of information comes to light about Andy’s crimes. Things happen not fast after that, but certainly quicker than they had before, and we discover why Red had to be the narrator after all.
In King’s novella, Red is Irish (a throwaway line in the script, played for humor, is all that remains of that), but after this movie there is no way anyone would imagine anyone else but Freeman in the role. Freeman gives the character gravitas, but not at the expense of making you forget he’s in prison, and rightfully so. Red’s a lifer, and has the perspective of a lifer. If he’s maybe a little smarter than most of the other inmates, with somewhat more perspective, it doesn’t make his position any better than theirs, and he knows it. Red has gotten to sit with his own bullshit for years and years, and Freeman’s performance reflects that fact. The character has gravitas because the world and his choices weigh on him.
That comes through, to bring everything ’round again, in the narration. Narration is almost never a very good idea in film. It usually means that you’ve come to the end of production and editing and realized, shit, some very important plot points have been left terribly unwritten in the script, quick, grab the lead and loop in some lines. Bad narration can drag a film down (see: the original version of Blade Runner, where Harrison Ford’s apparently intentional leaden line readings indicated what value he thought they brought to the film) or even make it more confusing than it was before (see: 1984’s version of Dune, which to be fair, no amount of explanatory narration could have salvaged). So why does it work here?
One, because going back all the way to King’s novella, this was always Red’s story, even as he’s telling it about Andy. The frame was always there, and always meant to be there; it wasn’t some rushed last-minute addition from the notes of a panicked studio suit. Two, because it is Morgan Freeman. That voice. That cadence. That intonation. That occasional wry remark. Freeman was nominated for Best Actor for this film, and make no mistake that the narration was a great deal of what got him the nomination. The rest of his acting is terrific, to be clear. But it’s the narration that has stayed with people over the decades. It’s arguably the most successful film narration ever.
Freeman did not win the Best Actor Oscar that year. It went to Tom Hanks for Forrest Gump. In the light of 2025, and the esteem in which Freeman’s performance is currently held, this could be seen as a puzzling choice. This is where I remind people (or, if they’re young, inform them) that The Shawshank Redemption was a box office failure when it came out in 1994. It cost $25 million to make and made only $16 million in its first spin through the theaters. The film’s seven Oscar nominations actually prompted Columbia Pictures to re-release the film in February of 1995, which goosed the domestic take up to just under $25 million. Then it came out on home video and was a monster, becoming the top video rental of 1995. That and incessant showings on basic cable, brought the movie to the esteem it has today.
But in 1994? Shawshank made less in the theaters than Forrest Gump made in its first weekend; throw in the February re-release and they draw up about even. It was a minor miracle that Shawshank was nominated for seven Oscars at all. It didn’t win any because it was up against Gump and Pulp Fiction and lots of other movies seen more by the public and by Academy voters. The only major award of any note that the film won was one it from the American Society of Cinematographers, who gave Roger Deakins their award for theatrical releases. Really, that’s pretty much it.
Fear not, for the Oscar comes to Morgan Freeman a decade later, in 2005, when he wins his statuette for Million Dollar Baby. By this time, Morgan Freeman has become Morgan Freeman, The Voice of God — literally, in the case of the film Bruce Almighty — and the most recognizable voice this side of James Earl Jones, Tim Robbins, who plays Andy Dufresne in Shawshank, will also win an Oscar, his in 2004. Curiously, both Freeman and Robbins will win their Oscars being directed by Clint Eastwood.
Does Freeman owe his eventual Oscar to Shawshank? You’ll have to imagine me making a see-saw motion here, since among other things Eastwood worked with Freeman before, notably on Unforgiven, and of course Freeman had turned in Oscar-caliber performances prior to Shawshank. But there’s no doubt that Freeman’s cultural capital had been raised considerably, and much of that comes from this role and its slow ascendance into public consciousness. Freeman is responsible for Freeman winning an Oscar. Shawshank is responsible for making Freeman, America’s Quiet Yet Comforting Voice of Authority, our very own ASMR Daddy, letting us know everything will be all right.
Morgan Freeman has become such a voice icon that there is an entire genre of internet meme devoted to putting text next to a picture of him so when you read the text, you hear him saying the words in your mind, automatically giving those words credibility, no matter what the words are. You could post the words “kittens are a wholesome and natural snack” next to Freeman’s face and suddenly at least some people would be wondering if that wasn’t true. It’s not true, by the way. Please don’t eat kittens. Also Freeman never said that. Freeman probably said none of those things that those memes attribute to him. The internet lies, people.
So instead, let me leave you with words Morgan Freeman did say, in The Shawshank Redemption, near the end of the film: “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” This is the choice Red has to consider for himself, and the choice he makes is informed by every other thing that has happened in the film. If you watched the film, you know his answer, and if you haven’t watched it I’m not going to spoil it for you now.
Either way, with or without Morgan Freeman saying them to you, I want you to consider those words in your own life, especially when things are difficult, as they so frequently are. The choices you make and the actions that come from them will make a difference to you and those around you. The Shawshank Redemption, in the end, is about this. You don’t need Morgan Freeman to tell you it’s important. But I have to tell you, it doesn’t hurt when he does.
Thanks for sticking with me for The December Comfort Watches this month. I hope the new year brings you joy, and comfort, and movies.
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Fox and Leia get caught up in some timey-wimey Force shenanigans. Oh my heart...
The Spirit of Regent's Park by featherxquill Newly minted First Desk Diana Taverner visits the Folly to find out who this Thomas Nightingale fellow is, and learns a few things about London that are closer to home than she expects. Excellent crossover! Now I want all the crossovers between all these characters!
Wichita (1226 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mad Men Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bob Benson, Pete Campbell Summary:
Pete can't get to Wichita.
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Perfect Pete Campbell voice that made me howl laughing. I deeply enjoy his pain.